Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
Updated daily
Wednesday's quote "If I had someplace to be, do you think I'd be standing around here wasting your time?" - Harriet Spooner, 1986 A.D.
Thursday's quote "A sprinter will never beat a steady long distance runner in a ten mile race, so why would one drive like a sprinter when going further than a block?" - Berry West, 1997 A.D.
comic dialog: Hello? Hello! It's closing time. You don't have to go home, but, no actually, YOU have to go home.
Panel 1
Caption: 10 am
Jacob: You know the thing I love about client integrations? The close one on one interaction, which, I'm just so very good at it. Actually, just let me send the client an email. I still have a few questions.
Panel 2
Caption: 5 pm
Jacob: Huh, no response yet.
Panel 3
Caption: 6 pm
Jacob: Hi. You come here often?
Panel 4
Caption: 6:30 pm
Jacob: So.. Um... hello?
Gary
What can I say? I'm not the most people person kind of person there is, and yet, I tend to do ok with clients and customers. It's a total mystery.
Also, here's a crazy but possibly cool kickstarter.