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Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
Updated daily


Saturday's quote
"I see no need to win this debate, when I'm the one holding the gun."
- Sheriff Gunther, 1854

Sunday's quote
"I like to dig for answers."
- Paleontologist H. Jefferson, 1867

Monday's quote
"If you value knowledge, then you should value trees."
- Zurchen Buchmacher, 1984

Tuesday's quote
"A smile is more disarming any anything else, that's why I smile before I attack."
- Anonymous, (Unknown date)

Wednesday's quote
"I love packing my wood into boxes, but I'm afraid that if it gets too hot, the box will burn."
- Scout Leader Badger, 1972

Thursday's quote
"The chain of command is a chain that I use to keep people in line."
- Dominatrix Sandy, 2013

Friday's quote
"Wood is popping up all over, I'm glad I came here."
- Ranger Keith, 1979

Saturday's quote
"There is no world out there, better designed for humanity, than Earth."
- Evolution 101, 2004

Sunday's quote
"Just keep moving and you'll stay warm."
- Eskimo Pickup Lines, 1985

Monday's quote
"Be an unsung hero, not a braggart."
- Col. Evenston, 1708

Tuesday's quote
"You can't get around a circle."
- Illustrator P. Onny, 1990

Wednesday's quote
"We celebrate anniversaries in a desperate attempt to fight off our inevitable failing memories."
- Failed Greeting Cards, 2011

Thursday's quote
"Ug. The pounding! I'm soaking wet. Cursed rain!"
- Sandra Shivers, 1987

Friday's quote
"I'm prepared for anything that ends well."
- Banker T. H. Eteller, 2012

Saturday's quote
"Open doors are made to be closed, to keep out the riffraff."
- J. Pillar Edwards Jr. IV, 1960

Sunday's quote
"Temper your soul, like you temper steel, with bouts of intense stress followed by moments of cool release."
- John Smith, 1203

Monday's quote
"Battles are won by the troops, but paid for by the masses."
- Sen. Applebee, 1894

Tuesday's quote
"Happy times come from happy endings."
- R. Pelser, 1982

Wednesday's quote
"Look for truth in everything that is said, who knows, you might get lucky."
- Ernest Shire, 1907

Thursday's quote
"Space is an empty void, absent of everything, including humor, so put that suit on right!"
- Lar Thiegy, 1989

Friday's quote
"I guess I'd be willing to pick a man up, if I was stronger."
- Hidden Confessions, 1996

Saturday's quote
"A well fired arrow is worth a good knight any day."
- Baron Goldolff, 1677

Sunday's quote
"Team strength is formed from individual weakness."
- Tamau, 988

Monday's quote
"Only a fool fights for a fallen man, and only a wise man finds a way to save them."
- Hank Mann, 1990

Tuesday's quote
"Do not hide behind a mask, hide in plain sight, for no one doest knowest thee."
- Archaic Insults, 2003

Wednesday's quote
"One should rule with an iron fist, unless you have a titanium one ready."
- Gen. S. Anders, 1971

Thursday's quote
"You can't just stop, once you get going you have to keep going until the wood comes down."
- Lumberjack Gillian, 1934

Friday's quote
"Pretend that the customer is always right, it's the only way to get through the day."
- Manager Tim Bar, 1982

Saturday's quote
"You can only tell that you're trying things that are hard enough when you fall."
- William Step, 1938

Sunday's quote
"Do no pull out your sword until you are ready to use it."
- Sir Le Piore, 1790

Monday's quote
"Never sow your oats too near your home."
- Farmer Dan, 1866

Tuesday's quote
"Of course I love tea bags, with them, I know where everything is, and without them stuff just gets all over."
- Mandy Snow, 2007

Wednesday's quote
"We look for ways to waste our time, and yet we're always busy."
- CEO R. V. Merdic, 2001

Thursday's quote
"A perfect circle has not beginning or end, therefore it cannot exist."
- Div Demal, 1900

Friday's quote
"One can never leave someone who has legs and is persistent."
- Al Kerts, 1888

Saturday's quote
"The sky is a beautiful tapestry, but it's very difficult to paint."
- Capt. Williams, 1946

Sunday's quote
"It all just seems like an endless cycle of consume and extrude."
- Mindy, 1990


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Turulhu cometh
2014-11-29
Remove R Comic (aka rm -r comic), by Gary Marks: Turulhu cometh 
Dialog: 
Hmmm.. yes.. eat more on Thanksgiving, for you will need your strength in the coming chaos. 
 
Panel 1 
Caption: ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY TURULHU BRINGER OF CHAOS VIA PRE-HOLIDAY SALES!


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comic search terms: Turulhu cometh
comic dialog: Hmmm.. yes.. eat more on Thanksgiving, for you will need your strength in the coming chaos.

Panel 1
Caption: ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY TURULHU BRINGER OF CHAOS VIA PRE-HOLIDAY SALES!
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The end cometh
Gary
The comic will return on January 5th for its final year. Comics in 2015 will be erratically posted. You can follow the rss feed or if you want, email me and let me know that you want me to send you an email when a new comic is posted, and I'll do that.

More details will be posted on January 5th.

Sorry about the month off, and thanks for being a reader of the comic.

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